what’s your number?
her: so, i was thinking that maybe you could be my date for my sisters wedding?
him: will your parents be there?
her: at my sisters wedding? yes, i think they will be there…
him: I dunno, it seems kinda serious.
her: oh i’m sorry.. it just felt kinda serious last night when you were doing me from behind, but i couldn’t see your face so…
him: if you want to hook up you can just call me
her: oh thank you rick, that’s very thoughtful of you.
girl crush <3
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birthdays on saturday… expect the same unifirm
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As you can tell I am taking advantage of you in this picture
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